Family Life

Dirty Jobs

Mom’s always have the luxury of the dirty jobs in the house. Not sure why….but we do.Mine include picking up the land mines my bulldog has strategically placed in the backyard when attempting to play with the kids (poo on foot..YUM), laundry….definitely a dirty job, taking the trash to the curb (DH attempts to on [...]

The Way to a Mother’s Heart

In my meme yesterday, one of the eight things I had done was cried. Now the crying was definitely tears of joy, but tears nonetheless. I am a feeler, I am one of those people who will cry at movies, weddings, graduations, I am a feeler, I feel everything. Now my son, Big G, must [...]

My Quotable Sunday Savior

Be sure to go See Toni @ A Daily Dose of Toni for more great Quotable Sunday Quotes. This quote has saved me in every way possible…..including my sanity…..from the mouth of the wise Benjamin Franklin who said: “Believe none of what you hear, and half of what you see.” Life is about perception. Every [...]

Anatomy 101 for Little Boys

Thursday night was definitely entertaining.The whole day was entertaining to say the least.I had lunch, well frozen yogurt, with my dear gal pal who I have not seen in ages. Last time she and I gossiped over food about men, their penis’, and sex she recently had a biopsy done on her breast. Needless to [...]

Truth be told….I’m a Failure

I for one am not a perfect mother, I am 100% WIP (Work In Progress). I have no books to teach me to be a mother, no books to tell me what is what, I just have my simple knowledge to help me decipher my asshole from a hole in the ground. I am humbled [...]

Who? What? When? Why? How?

The questions of any and every child. Though I am thinking these statements are only from my child on an excessive basis. My mother warned me that when Big G would start kindergarten that kids transform.Transform? Like into Optimus Prime? HA, just kidding.Anyway, transform into what? Little did I know that he would transform into [...]

The Nerve of Some People…

You know THOSE people. You know the ones that have the nerve, those pots, to call on us kettles? Yes, those rat bastards. I highly dislike them at moments when comments are slung like mud in a wrestling match, I mean, give me some goggles before hand will you!DH and I were talking today about [...]

Here you go Mom….

This will be one of my TMI blog posts. I know other Mom’s who have had these moments…..And you wanted to blog about it……..And it was hilarious…..but just TMIWelcome to the dark side as I tell you my TMI tale.DH decided he would take Big G to the movies. We debated about the movie because [...]

Questionable Questions

These words are words, phrases, sentences, questions, inquiries you never want to hear uttered from the mouth of your loving DH. I have heard these and in most instances I can answer with one word, a smile, or the look with the eyebrow. Ladies you know that look. The one where you look at DH [...]

Not Getting It….

I love my moms that dropped by to share their comments about Mother’s Day Sucks! But I have to say that some people are NOT getting the message. I wasn’t bagging on Mother’s Day, I wasn’t saying that my day sucked, I am not that negative. I am a realist…which is why most people dislike [...]

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